Fiddling sticks

I’ve been a journalist for longer than I care to remember, and I’ve covered some pretty wacky stories over the years. Nothing quite as “whacky” as this however, and kudos to the reporter who got sent to this event full of wankers and came away with something to write about. (This particular story is from the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon, but apparently the enthusiasts hold it, so to speak, every year.)