I thought I’d seen it all from our ridiculous local TV stations, but no. Tonight the graphics department of ABC’s Local 10 Miami was pressed into action to illustrate the story of a local man who was shot dead during Thanksgiving. What exactly is this, presumably the holiday turkey feast that the poor sod wasn’t able to enjoy because he was too busy being shot? The only thing that was missing was a sombre-faced newsreader informing us gravely that it was “a holiday the victim’s family will remember for all the wrong reasons.” They’ve done that before, too. I totally despair.